Position Available

Key Point. We have a pretty good education system. Maybe it’s “had”; jury’s out on that one – literally. I am a product, and everyone in my family is a product. This includes higher education (college/university) and the elementary levels too.
Webpage Ad:
Position Available. Prestigious University President
Ivy-League or Equivalent. High Pay
Qualifications:
1. Moral Compass
2. …
Hmm…
Well, that about covers it